"this just in"

ArrrrRRGggGGG!
THe world has no sympathy for the little people, like me.
Our uni has decided that we do not "deserve" a graduation dinner. Boo hoo, on top of that they increase our graduation fees by 2 and a 1/2 times , more boo hoo.

so we decided to take matters into our own hands. muahahahah.
dont worry we are not goin to target people we dont like we are goin to organise our own dinner.